25 ways to be perfect women ( girls I am sorry but Its funny)? - funny anniversary wishes
How perfect woman would say .........
1. I swallow everything. . . I like the taste.
2. Are you sure you have enough to drink?
3. I'm bored. Let's shave # $%! p
4. Come on, say what we have a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and my friend Tammy for a trio!
5. God .. If you do not fly soon, I swear I broke!
6. I know it is much harder there, but you could still try?
7. You're so sexy when you are hungover.
8. I would prefer to watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
9. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
10. Would you see me put my love?
11. Say, go to the mall, so you can see the ass of women.
12. I'm going to paint in the house.
13. I love when you play golf on Sunday, I had time to play on Saturday.
14. Honey .. Daughter of our neighbor New Naturist come look!
15. I decided tor stop using the garment in the house.
16. No, no, I'm the car for an oil change.
17. Her mother has a great job you raise.
18. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day and buy new clubs.
19. I understand very well ... our anniversary is celebrated every year. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reduction.
20. If you are not in a bar with friends?
21. Not the king mall again! Come on, let's go, that new strip joint!
22. Listen, I have enough money for us, why not retire and get the persistent handicap to 7 or 8
23. You need your sleep and your great pet! Feed, now stop getting up in the night.
24. It was a big animal! Another!
25. I chose yoga, so I my ankles behind my head, you can ...
24 comments:
I'm going for a drink
'll ask only whether the OK to
You see them all in a few hours
forget where I wrote this cry Don `t you dare, if bloody bad news for you all ask, I'm still here
When I met this woman who would buy a ring for every finger and every toe weeding. Enfer, L would probably have his name.
It's true ... I do not know if I am quite amused or outraged ...
Enjoyed thank you
funny
They were a
Allow me, hun, the new balls for you!
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Allow me, hun, the new balls for you!
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Allow me, hun, the new balls for you!
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Allow me, hun, the new balls for you!
The perfect woman.
not funny .. EH
not funny .. EH
very very funny hahahaha
Hello ................
2,4,6,8,10,11,14,15,20,21,25 takes almost masculine spirit / psyche fantasies ....... In fact, only a few weeks we have hurt ourselves by ourselves .... Longing for the opposite sex "as they raise'....... Star?
Nice collection. Thanks
No, it's just the perfect t. SLU
8X lol
Finally, we seem to be people coming to you .. I hope that young girls have taken notes, lol
God, I thank you, I shall never be a perfect woman
Some good, some a little sick and humorless.
Good for a laugh ...
haha, very funny. Every Mans Dream perfect hey!
We can atleast women Laff at the jokes which we live.
have an asterisk ( ")
Yes, in an imaginary world, which would be the perfect girl for a guy!
I noe that should be fun, but I also like fun and I think it is insulting and demeaning to women. If I knew a woman or a girl, how do you think it is dirty and disgusting ... unfeminine. Is this the kind of men prefer women, so I do not think anyone has a woman "perfect".
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