Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Funny Anniversary Wishes 25 Ways To Be Perfect Women ( Girls I Am Sorry But Its Funny)?

25 ways to be perfect women ( girls I am sorry but Its funny)? - funny anniversary wishes

How perfect woman would say .........

1. I swallow everything. . . I like the taste.
2. Are you sure you have enough to drink?
3. I'm bored. Let's shave # $%! p
4. Come on, say what we have a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and my friend Tammy for a trio!
5. God .. If you do not fly soon, I swear I broke!
6. I know it is much harder there, but you could still try?
7. You're so sexy when you are hungover.
8. I would prefer to watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
9. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
10. Would you see me put my love?
11. Say, go to the mall, so you can see the ass of women.
12. I'm going to paint in the house.
13. I love when you play golf on Sunday, I had time to play on Saturday.
14. Honey .. Daughter of our neighbor New Naturist come look!
15. I decided tor stop using the garment in the house.
16. No, no, I'm the car for an oil change.
17. Her mother has a great job you raise.
18. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day and buy new clubs.
19. I understand very well ... our anniversary is celebrated every year. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reduction.
20. If you are not in a bar with friends?
21. Not the king mall again! Come on, let's go, that new strip joint!
22. Listen, I have enough money for us, why not retire and get the persistent handicap to 7 or 8
23. You need your sleep and your great pet! Feed, now stop getting up in the night.
24. It was a big animal! Another!
25. I chose yoga, so I my ankles behind my head, you can ...

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24 comments:

  1. itsa oDecember 9, 2009 at 12:00 PM

    I'm going for a drink
    'll ask only whether the OK to
    You see them all in a few hours

    forget where I wrote this cry Don `t you dare, if bloody bad news for you all ask, I'm still here

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  2. "GoSANE"December 9, 2009 at 3:51 PM

    When I met this woman who would buy a ring for every finger and every toe weeding. Enfer, L would probably have his name.

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  3. dramaque...December 10, 2009 at 1:44 AM

    It's true ... I do not know if I am quite amused or outraged ...

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  4. SparkyDecember 10, 2009 at 4:55 AM

    Enjoyed thank you

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  5. dream theatreDecember 10, 2009 at 8:00 AM

    funny

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  6. SLOMODecember 10, 2009 at 11:15 AM

    They were a
    Allow me, hun, the new balls for you!

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  7. SLOMODecember 10, 2009 at 11:16 AM

    They were a
    Allow me, hun, the new balls for you!

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  8. SLOMODecember 10, 2009 at 11:16 AM

    They were a
    Allow me, hun, the new balls for you!

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  9. SLOMODecember 10, 2009 at 11:16 AM

    They were a
    Allow me, hun, the new balls for you!

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  10. DuneDecember 10, 2009 at 2:05 PM

    The perfect woman.

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  11. NilDecember 10, 2009 at 5:03 PM

    not funny .. EH

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  12. NilDecember 10, 2009 at 5:03 PM

    not funny .. EH

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  13. BlackDecember 10, 2009 at 7:48 PM

    very very funny hahahaha

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  14. FluorineDecember 10, 2009 at 10:21 PM

    Hello ................

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  15. JODY SINGSDecember 11, 2009 at 12:54 AM

    2,4,6,8,10,11,14,15,20,21,25 takes almost masculine spirit / psyche fantasies ....... In fact, only a few weeks we have hurt ourselves by ourselves .... Longing for the opposite sex "as they raise'....... Star?

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  16. .December 11, 2009 at 3:04 AM

    Nice collection. Thanks

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  17. Angeesse...December 11, 2009 at 5:04 AM

    No, it's just the perfect t. SLU


    8X lol

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  18. chimpDecember 11, 2009 at 7:15 AM

    Finally, we seem to be people coming to you .. I hope that young girls have taken notes, lol

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  19. Lov'n IT!December 11, 2009 at 9:19 AM

    God, I thank you, I shall never be a perfect woman

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  20. ANFDecember 11, 2009 at 1:20 PM

    Some good, some a little sick and humorless.

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  21. pax5155December 11, 2009 at 3:20 PM

    Good for a laugh ...

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  22. mommy to 3 boysDecember 11, 2009 at 5:21 PM

    haha, very funny. Every Mans Dream perfect hey!
    We can atleast women Laff at the jokes which we live.


    have an asterisk ( ")

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  23. Danny82December 11, 2009 at 7:22 PM

    Yes, in an imaginary world, which would be the perfect girl for a guy!

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  24. Sunshine...December 11, 2009 at 9:34 PM

    I noe that should be fun, but I also like fun and I think it is insulting and demeaning to women. If I knew a woman or a girl, how do you think it is dirty and disgusting ... unfeminine. Is this the kind of men prefer women, so I do not think anyone has a woman "perfect".

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